Tasks for Sinterklaas / St. Martin’s Day / Krampusnacht: Write a witty or humorous poem to St. Nicholas
Dear ol´ St. Nick,
Do you want me to scratch an itch?
I´ll do anything to get
Everything on my wishlist.
Just head over to Amazon and you will see
Everything I sincerely need
and desperately want
so you can order with ease
It isn´t really all that much
You could do it easily
Just click add to cart
and have it mailed direct to me.
Amazon is great
You don´t have to worry about tipping
You can even save money
with Amazon Prime Shipping!
I´ve been good, as I´m sure you know.
I made your favorite cookies
and even got some whiskey to warm your toes
Just please be careful and watch where your sleigh goes
Tell Rudolph he has to be your DD
But he will get his reward
I made him a batch of reindeer brownies
with enough Viagra to keep him going for a week.
Next year all the Reindeer will be calling him Daddy!