Tasks for Sinterklaas / St. Martin’s Day / Krampusnacht: Write a witty or humorous poem to St. Nicholas

 

Dear ol´ St. Nick,

Do you want me to scratch an itch?

I´ll do anything to get

Everything on my wishlist.

 

Just head over to Amazon and you will see

Everything I sincerely need

and desperately want

so you can order with ease

 

It isn´t really all that much

You could do it easily

Just click add to cart 

and have it mailed direct to me.

 

Amazon is great

You don´t have to worry about tipping

You can even save money 

with Amazon Prime Shipping!

 

I´ve been good, as I´m sure you know.

I made your favorite cookies 

and even got some whiskey to warm your toes

Just please be careful and watch where your sleigh goes

 

Tell Rudolph he has to be your DD

But he will get his reward

I made him a batch of reindeer brownies

with enough Viagra to keep him going for a week.

Next year all the Reindeer will be calling him Daddy!